westayedinthewater:

people pretend that you need to be a genius with a high iq to get into MENSA, but all i had to do was eat a bunch of bugs in front of a guy and they let me in right away. once you’re behind the curtain, you see that a lot of people there eat bugs.

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parliamentrook:

accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon 

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tags: #my aesthetic

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

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grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.
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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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